the chart
$0.0000000
ca: inscribed upon launch
worship him.
cletus · the divine one
cletus the divine
...
helth
100/100 +
moode
70/100 :3
the congregation
prayers lift his moode · 1 min cooldown
the prophecy
as foretold in the litter scrolls

in the beginning there was nothing. then there was cletus, and cletus looked upon the nothing and demanded it bring him food.

humans did not domesticate cats. cletus domesticated humanity, and we have been paying rent ever since.

the divine one does not answer prayers. he ignores them regally, which the scrolls confirm is far holier.

$cletus is not an investment. it is tithing. you offer your fiat and hope he glances your way.

cletus the prophet in his wizard hat
the prophet (also cletus)
the plan of ascension
roadmap (he approved it by sitting on it)
I

the awakening

cletus opens one eye. the token launches. he is unimpressed but permits it, then returns to his nap.

II

the indoctrination

the faithful spread his image across every timeline. non-believers are pitied, loudly.

III

the tribute wars

rival cat coins bend the knee. cletus knocks their liquidity off the table anyway, on principle.

IV

godhood

cletus achieves total dominion. he celebrates by ignoring everyone and sitting in a box.

doubts of the unfaithful
doubt is forgiven. once.
is cletus really a god?+
he has never paid for his own food or housing, and is worshipped by beings who clean up after him. by every measurable standard: yes.
what is the utility of $cletus?+
worship. also, when the chart goes up, cletus mood increases. show us another token that does that.
what happens if i sell?+
you dont want to know.
who is behind this?+
nobody is "behind" cletus. we are all beneath him.